Monday Night we will have on WWE Legend and Porn Star Chyna to chat about a ton of stuff! Also gonna be talking about “Avengers XXX” tune in May 14th to hear it Live!

2Pac came back one night to perform at Coachella 2012. It is crazy when you stop and think of this Hologram stuff, will we ever need new Entertainers if we can just reuse our old and dead ones? What Star next will get the Hologram treatment? Elvis? John Lennon? Maybe it will be a good Star like Leslie Nielsen so we can have another Naked Gun Movie or a skinny Steven Seagal would not be bad either. Well Im sure the guys will have a ton of thoughts on this tonight.

How do you act if you get over 100 million views on Youtube? Get Naked and punch the ground that is how silly. Jason Russell was “drunk” and going through a Meltdown.

We think he was just doing his best Bushwick Bill impersonation from the “Geto Boys”  …
It wasn’t even close to halloween
It was dark as fuck on the streets
My hands were all bloody from punching on the concrete
God damn, homie
My mind is playing tricks on me

Here’s a video of a Chicago TSA operative searching a three year old boy who is in a wheelchair, wearing a body-cast, on the way to his family trip to Disney World. The boy’s parents were not allowed to hold him or touch him to comfort him during the procedure.

I got this story from the fine people at www.boingboing.net/ great site

So I was talking with some friends of mine and the topic of Salvia came up.

Who’s done it?

What’s it do?

Is it Legal?

Where can you buy it?

About two years ago I had tired Salvia and it really did not do anything to me besides give me the giggles for alittle bit. But i guess it was not Salvia, because everyone I talk to says they had some crazy Trip on it. Even my brother in law said he smoked it once and he got freaked out about how Christmas Lights flashed on a Tree, said it was like taking low dose of Acid. If thats what happened to him then i must not have done the real stuff.

Then my friends directed me to this video of the Couple on the Sofa smoking Salvia. This video is one of the funniest things i have seen in a while. Some people are saying this video is staged and if it is THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart you made me laugh very hard!! But if it is Real, I am so glad to never smoke Real Salvia

Tonight on the show we have on Both fighters!!!! Lou Bellera slaps the shit out of Joey Buttafuoco in the weigh in!

Joey Buttafuoco vs Lou Bellera fight at the press conference for “Celebrity Fight Night” at 9021GO Showroom in Beverly Hills, Ca USA September 26, 2011 – Celebrity Fight Night” is a LIVE boxing event coming November 5th and available globally on http://www.filmon.com and national pay-per-view providers.

Back in the 80′s who would have thought Michael Winslow had more talent than Steve Guttenberg?

Appearing on Norwegian talk show, “Senkveld med Thomas og Harald,” Winslow recreated Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” using only an acoustic guitar accompanist and that mouth of his!

For more info on Michael Winslow go to

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during the Nerd News Big Clay told us about a upcoming Film called “Chronicle”, the trailer is above and it looks really good! I tried to get more info but could not really find any but here is what little i could find.

“Three high school students make an incredible discovery, leading to them developing uncanny powers beyond their understanding. As they learn to control their abilities, and use them to their advantage, their lives start to spin out of control, and their darker sides begin to take over.”

You want Tickets to go see Mushroomhead at Hooligans Music Hall in Jacksonville on the 18th of Oct? Well give us a Call during 8:30 and tell us why you deserve them. Call 910-399-6292

This is too funny because she is so drunk and high! She is smiling the whole time. In Case you dont know who this old whore is, because to tell the truth i did not, these words underneath will up you understand who she is.

The star of Lifetime’s “Army Wives” was escorted off stage at Philadelphia’s National Constitution Center Thursday night (Sept. 22) after delivering a highly inappropriate and seemingly incomprehensible speech. Warning: It’s not pretty.

At the event, which was honoring former defense secretary Robert Gates, Delaney incomprehensibly rambled on the podium about how she had “served in active military duty family for five years.”

“I’ve seen soldiers come home with painful life-altering injuries borne of their time and service,” she continued, slurring. “I’ve attended numerous military funerals, including that of my best friend’s son.”

Except, she really hasn’t.

“I do that as a job,” the incoherent actress clarified. “It’s all make believe. I have the luxury to do all of this on a television show.”

Video from ABC affiliate WPVI (below) shows the crowd growing uncomfortable as Delaney continues her speech. She was the escorted off stage, before finishing her remarks.

During the third quarter of Sunday night’s game, Falcons defensive back Dunta Robinson delivered a brutal helmet-to-helmet hit on an Eagles receiver.

But is this a dirty hit? Isn’t this what the fans want? I have watched the video like 4 times loving every second of it!

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Click the Picture and you be the Judge if that is Scarlett Johansson or not!

Tom Mabe come on the show to promote his Genius and we are always fine with that!

Tom Mabe gets a job at Hooters in this Clip.

One of our favorite Tom Mabe Calls!

So Officer Lopez got caught on Camera giving some girl the strong arm of the law! He did it where any cop should, on a hood of a car. I know how hot car hoods get in NC, just imagine how hot one in New Mexico gets. Poor girl. Best thing is Lopez was named 2009 Police Officer of the Year, for going above and beyond the call of duty. Boy does he ever!

Here is the Greatest thing Irene blew into town… this guy’s hairy cock and balls!

And something we can all enjoy. People Crashing their Motorcycles.Because every time I am deriving down the highway and some douche is driving all crazy and popping wheelies I hope this kind of them would happen to him.

We don’t own a cat, well Creedence does but it stays at his Parents house, but a cat that looks like Hitler would make us happy all day long! Just look at that cat and you can’t help but laugh. There is a WHOLE website jam full of Little Jew Hating Hitler Kitty Cats or as they call them “Kitlers” www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

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In other News Creedence said he could not sleep Saturday Night because he watched this video where a Dog is  Possessed by the Devil. Watch it and see why he was so worried about, me I do not see what the big deal is.

Hines Ward gets DUI in Georgia. First Big Ben Rape Burger got in trouble for Rape in GA now this!!!

And now Hines Ward being a dirty player

Tonight we have on Adult Film Star Jesse Jane, to chat it up about “Babysitters 2″.

Judge Patrick J. Leston of the DuPage County (IL) Circuit Court yesterday entered an order of default against former adult actress Jenna Jameson in a lawsuit charging that Jameson had breached a contract with two movie theaters to appear during showings of her movie Zombie Strippers. The ruling came in part because no one representing Jameson made an appearance in court for a hearing on the controversy.

The lawsuit was filed by Ted. E.C. Bulthaup III, owner of the Hollywood Palms Cinema in Naperville and the Hollywood Boulevard Cinema in Woodridge, who alleged that Jameson had entered into an agreement with his companies to make personal appearances at the theaters Thursday through Saturday, March 24-26, and to autograph photos of herself as well as 200 copies of her book How To Make Love Like A Porn Star. When the star failed to honor the contract, Bulthaup served Jameson with suit papers on May 24, seeking more than $50,000 in damages.

We are pumped about this one. Look at the acting of the guy playing Rocky…. dead on!!!

Captain America XXX Starring of course Evan Stone as Captain America. Mikey Mayhem is totally fine with this he said” Look how Evan Stone jumps from car to car!!” looks like Mikey has a man crush. All we wanna see is the Red Skull bang a chick, is that odd?

Atleast if it was a a Home Run it would be worth it!!!

Amy Winehouse proves yet again why she is so Talented!!!

Comic Sean Webb come into the studio to promote “School’s Out for Summer” Comedy Show, then we found this picture of him on facebook. He said it was for a acting gig… what do you guys think?

Creedence & Bishop found this guy downtown Wilmington in from of their favorite bar the Barbary Coast

From the Show Sin City Mom

osama bin laden dead…. that is all

Is this one in “BAD” Place? #1

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Is this “Tribal” so BAD? #2

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Does is this tattoo bad or just bad placement? #3

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Looks like someone stepped on this flower. #4

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This guy has a nice Tramp Stamp #5

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Shooting Shit Star #6

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WARNING  THIS TATTOO MIGHT BE BAD!!! #7

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X marks the Spot # 8

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This is worst looking Butterfly we have ever seen #9

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hmmm what is this supposed to be .. maybe a door knocker? #10

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this one is very close to a “BAD” place… are drinks on the House? #11

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So we need your Votes to tell us what Tattoo is the “BADDEST”

Our very own Bishop performing LIVE in ATLANTA, GA at The Basement Theate

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Dave the Flave the lovable bi-weather man of the show eats some yummy Fried Rice in……..

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On Jan 31st we  will have on Lee Roy Myers from the Film.

http://www.thetreeofliberty.com/vb/showthread.php?t=123809

This garter belt type device is used to keep saggy pants falling to the ground. It was invented by 43-year-old Andrew Lewis. You can buy the contraption for $30. Guess what Bishop is getting for Christmas. Click the picture to get more info.

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Creed wants this workout video for Christmas if anyone would like to get it for him.

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Change your profile to fight against Child Abuse. My nephew is 10 years old and didnt wanna change his profile, cause he asked how would us doing this could ever stop child abuse.People he doesnt know any better. He then he asked how would that stop that drunk father in law that hates you because you are not his and That you will be paying for the things your mom did way before you was born. How she ran around with every guy and always ran back to him “your step father” when she needed something, then after she gets done whoring around she has a little bastard like you to show for all her evil and wrong she did to your step dad…. but he loved her at one point but now you are there and you represent the bad years your step father went through.. with all your moms wild times. And all this happened way before you was made in that drug binge with her dealer one night……..
Then i told my nephew he was a stupid fucking kid and slapped him in the face. Then he seen things my way. If we only had facebook years ago think how many kids would not have problems today…. All it takes is FACEBOOK to change the world people….. doesnt take anything else just facebook

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Fox has ordered a first season of a “Napoleon Dynamite” cartoon series. The writers of the 2004 film, Jared and Jerusha Hess, are on board.

“You know, the film was kind of a live action cartoon in some aspects,” Jared Hess says, “so the transition into animation has worked out quite nicely.”

Hess knows there are no guarantees in the TV business so he can’t promise it will have the staying power of a cartoon like “The Simpsons,” but he and his wife will work with veteran Simpsons writer and producer Mike Scully on the new Napoleon.

Hess says animation has some advantages, in that you can write things without having to worry about the expense of special effects – it takes the same amount of effort to draw a spaceship as it does a car.

Wonder if Creedence & Bishop Show former guest UNCLE RICO will be voiced by the actor John Gries

The guys from www.deadspin.com broke the story about Brett Favre’s Sex Scandal with the New York Jets.. Well anyone wanna see Old Number 4′s Cock?

Well here it is lets see what your working with….

The Chick is pretty hot that he was sexting

Brett do us a Favor and pull that thing out of those Wrangler Jeans….big boy

I don’t know about you but I think I might have more penis than The Gunslinger

One thing Brett Favre is fun loving

Thanks again to the good folks at www.deadspin.com they are the best and go to www.deadspin.com for the full story and the UPDATES

Alot happened this past weekend. You know what would make me happy, it would make me really happy… Watching Old People Fist Fight in the streets thats what.

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You know what else would make me feel better? Maybe someone falling down some stairs

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Another GREAT GONE TOO SOON

This past week I was watching Jim Rome on ESPN, his guest was Torry Holt.

One of the NFL’s true Players. Then i noticed his Fingers…….

and this one

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Old People are EVIL and Dangerous and they have guns lost of them. Just look at Mama Bishop

She is ready for a AARP shoot out

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Seems like everyone on the show is either down, sick, sad, mad, on drugs or all the above. Maybe its the Weather its been raining all day

But let me tell you not matter whats Wrong or going on in your life, just watch this video then all your troubles will go away. Take it from this Chick you got to LIVE!!!!!

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Captain Party Beard Played a Gig at a house on Figure 8 Island in North Carolina. The was alot of Cash, Call Girls & Coke..-a-Cola. Here is a photo of one of Captain’s Party Girl

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Asians doing Christopher Walken Voices.

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We love Mexicans & Jet Skis… This video has both

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Look at this Fat Fuck little Baby. God i hate people

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Better load up that Cool Car you Douche Bag

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We know old drunks … and we love every one of them

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The Hottest new song in all the Clubs in the Middle East

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Where can White People & Black People get their furniture at?

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What is Creedence’s favorite beer alot of people ask well its

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If you didn’t know Bishop is a Huge Huge Fan of The Walking Dead Comic Series and was a little worried when AMC was gonna make it a show. But with this Trailer Bishop is very much looking forward to the tv series

It’s coming down to the wire for us to pick a winner for the “MOON US FOR NOON TO MOON TICKETS” and we need your help. They are very good  and we just can’t pick a winner yet, PLEASE HELP US  email who you think should win at mailbag@cbradioshow.com

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We all love our cars, no matter how ugly or shitty it is. This guy was almost the winner of a one man demo derby.

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These Guys do not know how to Ghost Ride the Whip right… but this guy shows us how its done on a John Deere

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Some of the guys from the show spent a many summer on a Trampoline .. you could tell it now but they did… here is some great videos of other enjoying this summer time staple

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Bishop likes Starbucks. Creedence does not. Where does “The Kid from Brooklyn” stand on Starbucks?

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This is Mark Mathis hands down the Greatest TV News/Weather Guy ever. Here are some videos of some people coming close to Mathis

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Love Dogs? This old lady sure does

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There is a Rapist in Alabama… it might be these two guys

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Hello All this week on Show we are jam packed with the Newest Dance Craze, good Vaj care & Kenny Rogers!

DANCE OFF BIG CLAY

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This is the hottest new dance in the Clubs… the only problem is getting the Ice Cream Truck on the dance floor without spilling your Grey Goose.

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How do you use one of these things?

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Ever wonder what happens when Creedence goes back to New York? He gets hot girls really drunk & Partys with them. This is a video of a “HOT CHICK” that Creed hooked up with and she got too trashed to hang with the NEW YORK BAD BOY, so she tried to catch a train

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SWEET JUMPS

like this!!!!!

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A QVC Classic Ladder Fall

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Hmmm Meth never looked sooo good with her HUMPS….. ALMOST as good as these

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Its Kenny Rogers Bday

Here is a great Video of  Kenny Rogers

And of course MAD TV’s Kenny Rogers Jackass

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“Supple Breast” That is a quote from Creedence.

Thats him…. he likes the young ladys… how young is too young? We can all learn from this Video how young is too young in different places in the USA

This might happen if you don’t  watch it

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We love drinking …. only thing we love more than drinking is drunk people doing dumb Shit …. like this

or this

or this

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We got alot of goodies for you kiddies this week….. like this knee slapper & toe tapper

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We don’t know how long it has been since the “Ringleader” Creedence has had a steady girlfriend… it might have been as long as 6 years we dont know …. but maybe making a video like this would help

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On Aug 3 Bishop is Hosting the first ever Comedy Night at Hooligans Music Hall in Jacksonville NC, there is gonna be alot of great Comics there like Timmy Sherill, Poppa Nutt , Captain Party Beard and Felts. Bishop is very ready to host because he took all his jokes from this guy

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Summer Fun beside the pool at Mayhem Manor

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The Dallas Dancing Bandit

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This Stunt is just FUCKING NUTS LIKE REALLY I HAVE NO IDEA HOW VANILLA ICE did this he is crazy… Vanilla Ice is gonna be in Jacksonville at Hooligans Friday Aug 6.. I think Big Clay & Vanilla Ice will drive a Golf Cart into the Pond behind the bar

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CB Radio Network Proud of the signing of “The Dave The Flave Show”. If you have no idea who Dave the Flave or DTF is then all you have to do is watch the Pilot that didn’t START IT ALL!!!!!! But its still Classic DTF or Dave most fans say.

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This Week the guys have been watching too much X-Files it seems, but here we go.

This is supposed to be the Chupacabra… looks like the dog thing from Ghost Busters to me.

Ok maybe not so much but it looks alot closer than the Classic Chupacabra pictures we have seen in the past

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Also this week a UFO was seen over China, but of course it got buried in the NEWS

Is this Real or fake? Tell us

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This is why TV today sucks because there are no more ADS like this…. You & Your Johnson

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Here is a clip from 1997 when Mikey Mayhem was a Skinny Front man of his band.

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Trailer for the “Facebook” movie .. looks alot better than what I first thought “Bishop”

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Chad Ochocinco enjoys Las Vegas only like a NFL player can… doing whatever he likes even playing the slots in his socks and underwear. This should be the reason why you teach your sons to become Sports Superstars so they too can do whatever they like one day.

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What does BK really stand for? Burger King… nope how about Black Kicks in your tummy bitch.. he is a video shot outside of a BK in beautiful Oakland

Sometimes Horrible things happen when Dancers working their way through College or whatever that Stripper told you to get you to buy VIP DANCE

Here is 9 videos of POLE DANCING GONE WRONG

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Our New Favorite Band “STEEL PANTHER”

Here is their hit song “Community Property”

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Tonight’s Interview

Our long time friend Porn Star Jessica Drake

Jessica Drake has been on the show many times and it will be good to hear what her Sexy ass has been up too.

Also I’m sure Mikey Mayhem will ask her about his “Sworn Enemy”  Porn Star Evan Stone. Jessica’s former Hubby.

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GERMAN SOCCER BALLS

Now to Ruin those huge  German Soccer Juggs, here is the Coach eating his Booger

Here is some Soccer videos we can all enjoy PEOPLE GETTING IT IN THE FACE!!!

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The Show is going to NEW YORK CITY to see PEE WEE’s PLAYHOUSE Live in a few months

Here is a short Video of how Mikey the Legend Mayhem will  be on the Plane

This is one Reason why Bill Clinton is the Greatest Prez of our time, he likes to fucking party even if he has to do it at the World Cup.

Bill Clinton is having a great time at the World Cup. The former president has extended his stay in South Africa so he can see the U.S. play Ghana at the soccer tournament. Clinton even says that he lost his voice after screaming during the Americans’ epic win on Wednesday. How did he celebrate the stunning victory? By drinking with the team.

The former commander-in-chief clasped a Budweiser with shirtless American back Carlos Bocanegra. The picture originally appeared on Bocanegra’s Facebook page.

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STEVE MARTIN is going on Tour this Summer. With all summer tours the Artist have something called a “RIDER”, it is a outline of  the needs of the Artist.Most of the time there are some very Odd items in Riders.  Steve Martian has “LEAKED” his own Rider for this Tour.

Here are just some of the highlights of the Rider

1.Instruments must be tuned by a wiry,sarcastic guy named Shorty,Lou, or Lightnin’

2. Wardrobe- Nothing Constricting or  scratchy, except for Steve’s thong

3.Communication One (1) designated runner to liaise with sound, lighting, production staff, artists & security. Must speak English but not be the type when asked , “How are you?” that responds, ” I’m well, thanks…”

FOR THE FULL RIDER AND TOUR DATES GO TO

http://stevemartin.com/

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Over 8,000 video entries have been submitted for Oprah’s Your OWN Show contest, which aims to find a talk show host for her new TV network starting in 2011. Right now, the leading contestant is a guy named Zach Anner, who has gotten crazy support from the Internet, including Reddit, 4chan, and John Mayer’s personal blog. Zach is 25 and has cerebral palsy

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Kerney Thomas maybe the greatest man of GOD ever! In this clip he Cures “FULL BLOOM AIDS”

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PORN PICK OF THE WEEK is bought to you from WWW.PRIVATE.COM

OPEN INVITATION: A REAL SWINGERS PARTY IN SAN FRANCISCO

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DEMUN JONES from the band REHAB checks in tonight.

HUGE SHOW IF YOU MISSED IT. BIG GUESTS PORN STAR CHANEL PRESTON

Then we have on John Falls from EGYPT CENTRAL talking about bunnies & upcoming show at Hooligans in Jacksonville on 6-25-10

Also Stand up Comic Mike Santo drops by the studio

PORN PICK OF THE WEEK. “HUSTLER’S UNTRUE HOLLYWOOD STORIES JESSE JAMES” How many “OHS” did Mikey Mayhem give it?

The only kind of Motor Oil that Creedence uses in his sports car… Is this for Reals? Click pic to see for yourself

Mikey Mouse was a METH pusher back in the day! Dont believe us check it out yourself. Check the picturs for the link that backs up our shitttt

BEST FOOD MASCOT EVER!!!!

JAPS are the best. Classical Music at its best!!!! MARIO BROS.

FINDING NEMO 2 movie poster. Film coming out this Summer!!! Gonna be awesome.

Hitler Found out about Oil Spill and is PISSED

Man in North Carolina Spots BIG FOOT and says he has “BEAUTIFUL HAIR”

Take a walk down Memory Lane or as Creedence says “Memory Road” with us when they useto make fun BEER Commercials with funny people like Red Foxx aka FRED SANFORD

Or this fun “THIS BUD’S FOR YOU” diddy from the 80′s with one of the worst bands ever.

This commercIal with the Late Great Rodney Dangerfield has a Who’s Who of 80′s Stars doing something with Miller Light I still dont understand whats going on besides alot of “CATCH PHASES”

IF there is a Great Beer Commrcial you know of please email us at MAILBAG@CBRADIOSHOW.COM

Bull Fighter Gets the Horns We couldn’t Believe this shit when we seen it

Porn Pick of the Week THIS AIN\’T CELEBRITY FIT CLUB BOOT CLUB XXX This looks like it will be good to mend the meat too.

Eli Porter – I did it This Guy will be the next big thing in the Rap World or at least we hope